Story time

At STORYTELLERS UNPLUGGED, October has traditionally been “Story Month.” For some of us. Not all of us. Others have chosen to make it “Be Kind to Vegetables” month. (And there’s no denying it, vegetables are nice and deserve our kindness.)

But me, I’m giving you a story, which originally appeared in Bob Madia’s fine little magazine TENSE MOMENTS, which had a limited readership – meaning you probably haven’t read this one – and which will appear in NEW MOON ON THE WATER from Full Moon Press, tentatively scheduled for some time in the future.

This is called … CRUELTY

He answered the telephone at the third ring.


“Mr. Marvis?” The voice was young and high pitched.  “Could I please talk to Jimmy…”

“No,” he interrupted.  “We’re eating dinner. Right afterward, Jimmy is going to bed.  He’s grounded for a month.”


“And you’re the reason Jimmy’s always in trouble, young man. I don’t want you over here anymore.  Jimmy won’t be visiting you, either. Goodbye.”

He hung up.

He went back to the kitchen.

“Who was that?” his wife asked.  She sat alone at the drop-leaf table.

“Wrong number,” he said.

5 comments to Story time

  • admin

    Heh… I read a different take on that once, was a crazy woman calling names from a phone book, starting with the “a” lists…when she got a wife she asked for the man’s name from the phonebook and pretended to be having an affair with him…then dialed the next number…

  • I just celebrated the 10th anniversary of the last time I ate asparagus (RIP). Color me kind to vegetables.

    — Sully

  • Cruel is right… funny though. :-)

  • S. Kess

    At last! A new and entertaining way of handling those pesky wrong numbers. Now if someone would write something good about handling correctly placed calls by people I know and just don’t want to talk to…

  • After much thinking, I finally got the moral of the story. Haha~ That was funny indeed!
    October is breast cancer awareness month too. :D

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